iOS10 brought us a new feature called "Transcription Beta". This feature takes Voicemail messages and transcribes them into text for you to read... for instance during a meeting when you think no-one will notice.
As often with my multi-lingual lifestyle, I get stuck in translation... or in this case, lost in transcription. My phone interface is set to English, so the transcription service thinks the voicemail must be English.
And when the message is in french, like the one below, it produces the best effects:
"Could do me a can shut it up the whole!" :D
That's all I had to say about this!